08/05/2014

The Daily Chatter*

08/05/2014

I forgot to mention to Roger that Toni and I signed him up for a hit man job. Just don't use the company van for that job.

"I didn't get home until about 10pm and I was pretty F*cked up too." Roger about this dinner with two men last night.

Here's a "Friends" episode minus the jokes, it's just not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwZsgHc-vM

Speaking of "Friends" some dude in shorts was outside our window this morning and decided to put his foot up on the fire hydrant while texting and I thought I was going to have to pull a Gunther and tell him "Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house." Instead I just called Toni over and told him to come and look. Of course Toni thought that he knew the guy.

How cute are they...this is from Sophomore year of  Highschool (I believe).

From the last three FB posts of Roxanne's I would say that she dropped Bill off some where and she went to see "Guardians of the Galaxy" with her parents and their two dogs and then had Toni pick Bill up and take him home. Why else would she thank him (Toni) for saving them (referring to her parents and saving all of them from Bill)?

Now there's some guy with a black Honda parking in our lot. We need to start leaving weird stuff on these cars or better yet we can have one of Steve's old neighbors bring over a bag of feces to leave as a surprise. For those of you who don't know Steve was made famous by the "Covington Reporter" on June 29, 2010 for an incident that happened early on a Saturday morning when his neighbor was trying to sleep and didn't like the rumble from Steve's truck.

Mary now thinks that Typhinee is stealing stuff from her desk. (Not even the good stuff).

Where was Tim at today? I don't remember anyone signing his day off form. 

From time to time I have to do background checks aka Google searches on everyone to find out their darkest secrets. Today I discovered on Amazon that Jessica is an author of several books. This is one of her travel guides but I really should be asking about her "Islam in Transition" book.

Mary in a moment of weakness blurted (shouted) out "FU" while Teri was here with her customer in the showroom.

Jessica needs to be bubble wrapped, there's no way that she roamed Russia and Siberia. Obviously she photoshopped all of her pictures in her book, otherwise her adventure would have included her losing limbs along the way. She can't even play with a soccer ball without having an incident.

Well here's some of the pictures that Jessica took minus all of of the cat pictures from the book.

*not to be construed as Gossip