04/17/2014

The Daily Chatter*

04/17/2014

We received a couple of white Laticrete t-shirts yesterday that will be great for our Wet T-Shirt and Mud Wrestling contests tomorrow.

Roger wants to wear a large gold chain.

Mary told her son that he was screwed.

 Toni tried denying that he was singing and peeing in the bathroom yesterday but then he admitted that it sounded like something that he would do. Now only if he would Hum while he pees, he could be a "Friends" coffeehouse guy.

I was trying to mind my own business today but I walked to the back room and Toni was trying to commit suicide in front of everyone. He obviously requires more attention than we can give.
"Suicide makes you hungry, I don’t care what anybody says."
-Ron Burgundy

Toni asked Mary if there was a dress code for tomorrow and she said no. So we're really not sure what Toni's planning on wearing.

Typhinee said that Toni is just one of the girls.

Mary's customer drug her into the bathroom today with him. I hope she can contain herself in front of all of the people tomorrow at the BBQ. No wonder why Toni wanted to commit suicide....

*not to be construed as Gossip