04/14/2014

The Daily Chatter*

04/14/2014

Here's a link that will make you feel better about yourself than you already did.
http://vivas.us/13-girls-who-dont-know-how-eye-brows-should-look/

I was tickled pink, I got Ryan to laugh when I discovered this sign at the Tulip Festival over the weekend. 

Roger and Dot were totally stalking us yesterday at the NW Food Show.

Toni and his icork honey were getting really friendly out in our parking lot this morning. 

Ryan washed the car yesterday afternoon only to discover that our new neighbor is a freak. He came over and wanted Ryan to spray his head with water so that he could "stay hydrated", then he asked for more water a second time. Then later in the afternoon this guy put paint on his face and arms and walked around the neighborhood (with a walking stick because he was drunk) probably trying to scare people. I wondered at one point if this is what it was like living next to Matt.

Toni asked Bill if he looked for his (Toni's) mom at the Newcastle Golf course yesterday. Bill told him that he goes lots of places and doesn't look for his mother.

Jessica couldn't contain herself, she found out that Roger's next appointment had two birds and meanwhile Roger was quivering with fear in anticipation.

Bill pulled a groin muscle while in the bouncy house over the weekend. 

"That's a lot of guys to have sex with in one day." Mr. U'nnells

I'll be back on Wednesday, I've already had too much Roger for one week:)

*not to be construed as Gossip