04/07/2014

The Daily Chatter*

04/07/2014

Now that Toni's found his own hammock, I don't think he's ever coming back.

Comedian John Pinnette and actor Mickey Rooney died over the weekend.

Matt should know better than to have Steve fill out his timecard for him today. He ended up being "dipsh*t" this week.

"Pouting still works on me. That's why Serge still works here." Bill

I thought for sure since Henry was doing so well last week that he would be dead this morning just to jinx everything but he's still doing fine. 

Bill probably won't be invited to any more outings with Roxanne's family. It sounds like he was very sarcastic and made stupid jokes to offend everyone.

Toni's going to come back just in time to clean Henry's home. 

Ryan and I watched "Anchorman II" this weekend and I sure won't be eating any Chicken of the Cave.

"My printer is backing up jobs and not puking out paper." Tim to Bill

Roger called Toni a buzzkill today and the poor guy isn't even here to defend himself, he's 3,700 miles away. 

"How many studs did you use, besides the two of you?" Mary to Matt and Jason

I don't think we're ever going to get our mail delivered ever again. Val was parked in the way today and our mailman couldn't seem to get his horn to quit blowing.

Bill said that Toni was thrilled because some Iguana took a sh*t right in front of him.

Here's some Toni and Nikki vacation sunshine.

*not to be construed as Gossip