06/24/2013

The Daily Chatter*

06/24/2013

Congratulations to Vance, he got married yesterday, I should be mad he's trying to steal my thunder:)

Matt wrecked himself on his skateboard over the weekend. His arm is a mess along with some ribs and a torn ligament. Bill told all of us he also got injured with a cut and had to use Neosporin.

Matt was pretty lucky today, his truck rolled back and somehow missed Bill and Vance's cars.

Matt couldn't wait to get a lecture from Mary this morning. All Mary needs to do is show Matt some of her son's X-Ray pictures.

Bill now has a picture of Roxanne in his office that looks like an old movie star. Sorry Roxanne I didn't recognize you in the picture although Toni knew it was you for some reason.

Chris couldn't make it in today because his wife is going to have their baby. Roger and Bill think it's a horrible excuse and they insisted that she should just have her baby in a rice field so that he could keep his appointment with them. Watch out Jenny the guys will expect the same of you too.

Bill got his hair and makeup done on Saturday by Roxanne's niece and I'm really hurt that Roxanne didn't send me a picture of that.

Bieber is starting to look like a flooring installer with all of those tattoos (or maybe just like Jason) and I think he may have crapped his pants, why else would they be hanging so low in the crouch?

*not to be construed as Gossip