06/21/2013

The Daily Chatter*

06/21/2013

Thank-you Tim and Donna for hosting a very nice evening for us last night. 

 

I think Ryan was a little hurt that he couldn't finish telling everyone about our last two days of vacation in California because everyone wanted to hear Tim's BJ offer instead. 

Roger because of you the guys decided that it would be best if the West Wing had a button to throw down a sound proof door for the man cave every time customers walk into our office. They were recalling a certain dildo b*tch experience that they had with Mary's customer present. 

Mary's awfully pushy, she was trying to claim Rick last night right in front of his wife. 

Poor Rick all he wants to do is just give someone a ride. 

We were talking about Tim and his DeJavu bathroom replacements that he use to do and this morning some other sex shop called him for work.

"Don't pull a Toni" is our new saying around here for don't dump out a whole bag of grout onto the warehouse floor. 

Dierdorff freaked the crap out of me today, he called in and was talking very loud and asked for the hot blonde sales person. I thought we had a perve on our hands.

Now even Mary is calling me an old married woman. 

*not to be construed as Gossip