Monday, August 26, 2019

08/26/2019

The Daily Chatter*
08/26/2019

Everyone wants to know who broke Bud's hand/fingers/leg today. We've already spread some really good rumors about this so it might make national news.

Michael claims he's too busy to cook for all of us. I complained because he brought in produce but didn't make us a lunch.

Rumor has it that Tim will be back tomorrow.

Faith told us that she slept walked on Friday night after the concert, she turned on a light and rummaged through her stuff and her sister asked her what she was doing and she said she had to schedule an install and she had no recollection of doing it the next morning.

I'm going to blame my bad hair day on Michael today because I used his shampoo again.

*not to be construed as Gossip

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