07/27/2015

The Daily Chatter*

07/27/2015

A young man walked in today looking for a job, he could possibly fit the Dwight (from "The Office") profile that we are seeking. We already have Bill as Michael Scott, Mary as Merdith the alcoholic slut, Roger as Creed (they're pretty much the same age), Toni as Oscar (because of his sexual preferences of course), Tim as Stanley (because he always wants to get the he$$ out of work), Typhinee as Kelly Kapoor (because of her dark skin tone and non stop talking), Cody as Daryl (obvious isn't it), Steve as Roy (he loves bar fights) , Matt as Pam (his hair is about the same length) and me as b*tchy Angela. I have to say Loopy Larry is nothing like Bob with Vance Refrigeration so he probably shouldn't be our neighbor. Can someone please explain that to our leasing company?

Tim did something very gay today, he's having a colonoscopy. Tim, I shouldn't joke, I'm very glad that your going to the doctor.

 "Toni's wearing a pink shirt that matches his pink shoes." Tim

Loopy Larry was out smoking pot today and Joe was trying to pin it on Cody, all because he's Chris' son.

*not to be construed as Gossip