The Daily Chatter*
10/30/2014
I need to be more like Roger. I won Neil Diamond concert tickets for May and they were mailed to our house yesterday and I realized after I told Ryan about them I could have said I bought them and they were a birthday gift (his birthday is in May).
I think Tim pretends to be so computer pathetic just to give me something to do.
The "sperm" on Mary's desk yesterday was supposed to be a ghost.
Bill seems to be good at trying to get gossip. He asked me why I drove the VW today and I think he wanted me to tell him that Ryan and I had a huge argument over how many people we could have in our orgy.
Typhinee is having One Direction mania today because their tickets go on presale.
Howard has a mind like a steel trap. I can't believe what that man can remember.
The only stipulation Tim had for tomorrow is that he's only going to show up if he doesn't have to wear a costume. Bummer so he won't be coming as Chazz from "Blades of Glory" or "Anchorman".
*not to be construed as Gossip
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