10/10/2014

The Daily Chatter*

10/10/2014

This day will go down in history as the day that T&A changed their phone message.

Toni says that Nikki is one of the nosiest people that he knows. I'm a little confused, why hasn't she noticed all of the glitter yet?

I think I freaked Toni out first thing this morning. I came into the office and quickly locked the door and started making manly grunting noises and he got up and ran to the back because he thought somebody unattractive was there to rape him.

Roger thinks Dot got bored of Biden and that's why she ended up coming home to him late last night. It's a good thing it wasn't Clinton otherwise it might have lasted a whole week.

"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Toni to Bill about eating Chinese food

"She was probably concerned that you were going to wear the same thing that she was going to wear (to the wedding)." Bill about why Nikki was so nosy last night

Toni and Bill went to lunch together today and then they came back and Toni got out of the car and had his tape measure out and was measuring something.....

Toni totally snuck out the door and left when Crystal showed up today.  Apparently they're having issues in their relationship.

Bill decided he wanted to spice things up tomorrow so he invited Crystal to be his date to Stephanie's wedding. I'm not sure why he didn't want to bring Roxanne but I think it has something to do with Bill's fear of Roxanne making new lesbian partners like she did at our company BBQ.

As for the next port on our trip we sailed into Boston which seemed to be a very nice and clean city. It was disappointing that our ship got to that port at 11am because there was so much to do there but we took a lovely Harbor Tour on a boat and walked part of the Freedom Trail.

 

*not to be construed as Gossip