10/14/2014

The Daily Chatter*

10/14/2014

When Cody comes back to work (he was out sick today) he's going to have to pass through one of Toni's rainbows to make sure that he's not infected with some horrible disease.

Steve told me that he was thankful that he doesn't have to share a bed with another dude when he goes out of town (except for with Matt of course) because his jaw dropped when he found out that Val's guys had to do that.

Roger told Tim that he was very useful today. 

This was on "Ellen" recently and it's all about boobs (need I say more).
http://www.ellentv.com/videos/0-9xxv1ouy/

Steve found a picture that everyone will want to see and hear his commentary on. 

Cher thinks that I was either smoking something funny today or crying. Maybe this explains why I don't remember what I did for lunch.

Everyone at Stephanie's wedding failed Roxanne and didn't tell her how beautiful she was and now Bill has he$$ to pay for it. (Maybe Roxanne didn't realize that it wasn't her wedding (considering the room was spinning and all.))

Somebody needs to slap Roger, he came in and asked whose blue BMW that was today.

Bill got awfully defensive when I tried to hint that some guy was interested in Roxanne and he said that they have a very professional relationship.

I obviously got distracted by Stephanie's amazing wedding yesterday that I forgot to bore you all with vacation crap. Our next stop was Bar Harbor, Maine and the weather turned on us, I was so thankful I bought a rain jacket in Newport, RI earlier on the trip. It did only sprinkle but it was colder and we were fogged in. We took a tour up to the highest point along the North Atlantic seaboard, Cadillac Mountain (at a whopping 1530 feet). We didn't get to see much since it was so foggy but we did see a porcupine in a tree and a deer. Back in town we found a small church that had beautiful Tiffany windows in it and we found lobster everything to eat.

*not to be construed as Gossip