08/11/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/11/2017

Mary came back today so we celebrated with cake. Never mind the fact that it was Kellen's birthday.

I found out today that Joe is a lactard just like Toni.

Bill was pissed last night to hear that he lost his luggage scale that he lent to Mary. He was relieved to hear this morning that the airlines found Mary and Randy's bags but of course Mary's not going to give it back since he was upset with her.

"Tastes like a salmons a$$hole." Toni about some jerky that Bill made

"I'm trying to get on the Toni train here." Bill trying to understand the mind of Toni

Roxanne suggested the name Sebastian at the ultra sound and Bill told her to shove that idea back into her head and try again. Then it finally occurred to him that there was a Little Mermaid book sitting next to her. He called her out on it and she suggested the name Flounder. She definitely has some more names to try out from the movie: Ursula, Eric, Ariel, Flotsam, Triton, Grimsby and Scuttle (just to name a few).

Kellen asked Typhinee for a favor and she denied him on his birthday, what a B*#$@.

*not to be construed as Gossip