08/10/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/10/2017

To all of you who thought that Tim was hitting on you today because his shirt was half open, he claims he has an innocent explanation. Tim was apparently going to the bathroom and he looked down and saw that his shirt had a loose string, he pulls the string and then his button goes flying into the toilet. Needless to say Tim didn't want to dirty his hands in pee water so he flushed his button and is now running around half naked.

The airline lost Mary and Randy's luggage so she may have wardrobe malfunctions like Tim tomorrow too.

Toni seems to keep himself in business by arson.

Kellen informed me that he didn't want to come in tomorrow to find a disco ball above his desk for his birthday. I asked him if My Little Pony was fine and he didn't say a thing so apparently it must be. 

I think Ashley got a dose of the real Roger this morning, he talked about pedophiles until Toni came in.

I'm pretty sure that we need to drug test Michael, he was singing "The Sound of Music" tunes to us.

*not to be construed as Gossip