05/25/2016

The Daily Chatter*

05/25/2016

"You know how I love a full rack." our Tuftex rep

Toni and I figured out that Washington state is larger than North Korea. We also discovered that North Korea can fit into Alaska 14.25 times. Since this sounds like a Sesame Street lesson I better announce the letters of the day....

Apparently we need to have Damon's retirement party tomorrow since everyone is going to ditch me on Friday for the holiday weekend and Tim that no good $%$# is leaving us tomorrow for the Indy 500.

Dempsey is apparently back with his wife. I wonder if he ever admitted to her what really went on between him and Dot.

“What?! What do you mean pictures with cats? Taking pictures is prohibited. The cats don’t matter here. Taking pictures is prohibited if not for a necessity. Not with cats, not with dogs, not with wolves, not with anything.” Saudi Cleric     Apparently too many Saudi's want to be like Westerners and those lucky people can't play chess or have anything Pokemon either.  Mary would die if she couldn't take pictures of Riley so hopefully she doesn't have plans to move to Saudi Arabia.

*not to be construed as Gossip