11/16/2017

The Daily Chatter*

11/16/2017

Mary had the funniest observation yesterday after she read The Daily Chatter, she mentioned that on Bill's bio for the website he mentions that he lives in Seattle (technically he lives in Renton) and yet he wanted to laugh at Toni for doing the same thing. 

Tim asked me today if I felt sexually harassed here which is funny because I just watched "The Office" episode on sexual harassment so I'll be saying a lot of "that's what she said".

Tim made the mistake of telling Roxanne today that Bill said that she was getting fat and sassy. Now Bill's going to be grumpy because he's going to be spending the next month on the couch. Tim, you were supposed to use one of the lines from his handbook on "What You Can Say to My Pregnant Wife" because that sure wasn't one of them. 

One of Toni's friends asked him for places to go on a first date and Toni mentioned a couple bars with "circusy games". Sounds like the episode of "I.T, Crowd" when Moss recommends Messijo's and it turns out to be Messy Joe's restaurant for families with kids. 

Tim's taking an extra long weekend again so we won't see him until Monday. 

Maci wanted to know why Steve was taking so long getting ready for bed last night, she asked him if he was taking off his makeup. 

*not to be construed as Gossip