11/01/2017

The Daily Chatter*

11/01/2017

Roger thinks because he got a new iPhone that it only uploaded his contacts for his favorite porn stars and the rest of us didn't make the cut.

Toni's neighbor asked him and Nikki why they weren't out trick or treating with their kids. When they mentioned that he didn't have kids the guy asked didn't you just have a baby a few months ago. The old owners of his house had a baby but obviously this guy couldn't tell the difference between them and his old neighbors.

"Who wants to be a good human being?" Mr. U'nnells

According to Toni apostrophes and commas matter in texts. Example: I'm in, Randy (meaning count me in Randy) verses im in randy.

The guys found women's magazines behind the mirror in the men's room, Allure and New Woman. Bill was disappointed that it wasn't porn. He obviously doesn't know our installers well enough to know that they wouldn't share that.

Bill just hopes that Tom Hanks isn't on the Hollywood pedophile or sexual misconduct list otherwise it's going to be a rough day for him.

Ashley and I want to meet Toni's friend and find out if he really does look like the "Top Gun" Tom Cruise that Toni keeps bragging about.

Imagine this Toni had a long conversation with a customer today about how gay porn was more profitable than regular porn.

I'm taking bets of which pervy actor will be called out tomorrow on Twitter.

*not to be construed as Gossip