Friday, May 12, 2017

05/12/2017

The Daily Chatter*
05/12/2017

Toni's excited, his house is supposed to close next week. 

Sarah is a horrible person. She was going to give me her yogurt today but then she wanted it back and instead she gave me some lame receipts that were in her other hand. I would call her an Indian Giver but that might offend Roger so I won't.

Toni has a weird fascination with Bona and he loves talking about it when he carries it around with him.

Toni wants to sleep with Pierce Brosnan. Pierce may be a little vulnerable right now since his step daughter died of ovarian cancer last month so he may be up for it.

Roger this meme reminded me of you today and it's good advice.



*not to be construed as Gossip

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