05/11/2017

The Daily Chatter*

05/11/2017

Happy Birthday Mary!

Toni says his wife was making weird noises in her sleep and he doesn't think he can take it anymore.

Tim lucked out this morning, everything was missing from his computer desktop and then he restarted it and everything was fine.

Toni thinks he should be a lender even though he doesn't have any money to lend.

Roger told me that he would write my bio for the website. I can imagine it already, "April is a sarcastic snob who thinks very highly of herself for being white trailer trash....April's husband and her coworker Roger have formed a unique bond at their abused spouses support meetings....April placed second nationally in sumo wrestling in high school...April's hobbies include making sh!@ up about me, walking the streets at night and selling meth that she makes in her bathtub."

I'm personally offended that Roger would even think those things about me, I'm not going to be able to work with him anymore. For starters I don't make meth in my bathtub I make it in Kellen's storage unit and secondly I don't have to walk the streets at night because I'm an escort, there's a huge difference.
 

*not to be construed as Gossip