10/05/2016

The Daily Chatter*

10/05/2016

Happy belated birthday to Dot! It was on the 3rd and I missed it. 

Bill freaked me out again this morning, he beat me to the office. Now I know that Roxanne left him.

Bill mentioned that our old neighbors moved. I think that they just couldn't make the business work without Loopy Larry.

Even though Tim wasn't here I used his name in vain a lot today.

Roger obviously has done something wrong and I will get to the bottom of this. This was what he put on FB for Dot's birthday the other day "Happy Birthday to the most wonderful and beautiful wife in the history of the known universe!!!" I'm thinking that she found out about the dick pics he's been sharing with everyone. Toni has been getting them at least five times a day. You would think that he would quit since he hasn't had any takers. I guess he figures that someone will feel bad for him and give in one of these days.

I'm pretty sure the only reason that Michael came in today was to put a lock on his desk drawer to keep me out.

I was waiting at the doctors office yesterday for Ryan to get done and I was watching all of these people walk out half delirious and then when they called me back I knew the anesthesia hadn't phased him a bit so needless to say I didn't get to ask him any crazy questions.

Mary is apparently giving away expensive puppies today. She's offered one to everyone but me today.  I'm not old enough or responsible enough to take care of anything, I absolutely understand.

Steve apparently likes watching videos of other people watching porn. He did this while he was at our new mechanic's shop today.

Has anyone noticed that Roger's description of his new place keeps getting more extravagant as the days go by. Now he's saying "I live in a multi-story mansion with a beautiful waterfront and city view. I even have my own butler and servants, I feel just like Lord Grantham."

*not to be construed as Gossip