10/04/2016

The Daily Chatter*

10/04/2016

The power was out at our building this morning. Needless to say I rummaged through everyone's desk this morning to find life saving materials and all I have to say is that I don't want to be here when the apocalypse hits. I did find some toilet paper (which my cat loves to eat), edible panties in Michael's drawer, a macaroni art project on Tim's desk (that one of his grand kids probably made for him) and a bunch of gay porn that we could burn in the middle of our showroom for heat. I didn't find a candle to burn marshmallows and hot dogs over and I didn't find marshmallows or hot dogs and we don't seem to have any flashlights.

"I have to trust you?" Steve to Bill

"Life's a bitch and then you marry one." Bill

Roger told me that I have to ask Ryan some questions while he's groggy after his doctors visit today.

A Portland guy couldn't pronounce Snoqualmie over the phone today, he called it Sequoia.

Tim moaned and was pretending to be sick today until he heard that the river was open for fishing and then he wanted to try out his new waders.

Bill's pretty sure that his wife left him because she didn't return his text within ten minutes.

Toni was telling us about a rep who keeps asking him out for drinks. I'm pretty sure this guy just wants to go flying with him.

*not to be construed as Gossip