Monday, June 13, 2016

06/13/2016

The Daily Chatter*
06/13/2016

It's an early Christmas miracle, Bill came back to work. He took off early though because we didn't have any cake or pastries.

I told Toni that I was glad that he wasn't at the Orlando nightclub. 

The actor who played ALF (inside the costume) died today. I never realized that he was only 2'9" tall. 

Tim's advice to Bill is go out and have a litter full of kids as quickly as possible. This was because Bill didn't take Tim's other advice not to have any kids.

I had a dream last night that Roger was telling me dirty jokes. That just doesn't sound like him.

*not to be construed as Gossip


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