04/28/2016

The Daily Chatter*

04/28/2016

Toni is now freaked out about rabies thanks to Bill. Apparently we need to have a 5,000 mile race for the cure just like Dunder Mifflin.

Roger seems to cower at just the sight of me.

Roger, it's possible that Dot will read the headline on MSN titled "A new study says cheating may be good for you" before Saturday and have a better understanding of how you think and why you do the things that you do.

Bill's desk is apparently a knife shop. Everyone heard that he got a knife sharpener and he is one popular guy now.

Typhinee was a super star today. She couldn't go pee because she was too busy with clients.

I think we're safe, I don't think Tim saw "The Middle" last night with the million dollar idea. The boys were selling grilled cheese sandwiches from their motor home on a college campus.

*not to be construed as Gossip