04/15/2016

The Daily Chatter*

04/15/2016

I told Roger that I was retarded this morning so now he's calling me Ree for short.

Roger mentioned that the second time that he called me Mary he thought he may have had a stroke and didn't know it.

I got Chris Lackie all worked up today when he came in to visit. In my defense it wasn't very hard to do.

Tim tried leaving his wallet at the office hoping that someone would pay for his lunch today.

I'm beginning to think that Toni's on island time whenever it's Hawaiian shirt Friday. He always seems to play hooky from work.

Roger, since you had a great week with contracts, Bill now expects every week to be like this.

*not to be construed as Gossip