04/18/2016

The Daily Chatter*

04/18/2016

We finally got our sign on the building. 

Bill pulled out his two N's, two L's and too good looking slogan again. Luckily for a very pregnant Roxanne it wasn't a woman he was telling this to.

Toni's cousin came out as gay,I wonder if this will inspire Toni to do the same. He is getting married in only 109 days.

Tim, Michael gets fidgety when you don't let him into his own office. He rearranged the whole kitchen area while you had customers today.

Bill thinks Tim tricked him into tricking Mary into helping his customers today.

Bill's an a$$hole, he told his wife to try out her new gifts that came from Amazon. He told her one was toilet bowl cleaner and the other was a toilet brush. 

Tim thought it was too hot to mess around today so he came back to work.

Ryan told me that the car told him that it was 94 outside.

Today is national animal crackers day. Roger didn't come into the office today and I'm thinking it's because he didn't want to share his animal crackers or it's because he's afraid of all of the animals on the crackers.

I hope this wonderful weather continues all summer. Ryan and I did our first hike of the season on Saturday to Teneriffe Falls in North Bend.

*not to be construed as Gossip