02/05/2016

The Daily Chatter*

02/05/2016

"You're sticking to that coat, I admire that." Bill to Toni

All of my coworkers are going to hate me. I'm down to a month before my next vacation.

Tim was in the back room talking to Ferguson about shrinkage.

Thanks to Michael, Tim lost his phone today. I was nice enough to give him one of our Lost and Found forms.

Our ceiling in the back room has way too much insulation, Tim couldn't hear his phone.

"Is that how you got the nickname dick head?" Roger to Toni

Tim crumbled up his lost and found form and threw it away. I really shouldn't have helped him find his phone. 

*not to be construed as Gossip