10/05/2015

The Daily Chatter*

10/05/2015

Tim, since you were having surgery today on your other foot Bill put his nephew at your desk so your duck porn isn't private anymore...

Mary got a new car. 

Ryan saw Loopy Larry hunched over the U-Haul truck on Friday and thought something was wrong obviously my husband doesn't read The Chatter because he would have known that he has narcolepsy and that he always sleeps on his vehicles.

Toni is pretty sure that Tim will answer his phone anytime he's conscience.

That does it, I want a raccoon after seeing a FB post about a rescued baby raccoon that now thinks it's a dog. 

Ryan and I were watching a couple of Amazon Instant Videos about the Caribbean and they had David Copperfield's Bahama Islands and Sir Richard Branson's BVI Islands on the show and so now Ryan wants his own island and he's becoming very hard to please.

Toni spotted a girl sitting out in our parking lot today, I'm pretty sure she was Bill's after work fling. 

*not to be construed as Gossip