05/12/2015

The Daily Chatter*

05/12/2015

That's the last time I ask Toni to help with the party planning committee. He set Mary's decorations on her desk instead of hanging them and on top of that he texted me yesterday and told me that he decorated. He may have to sit on Tim's pillow when I'm done with him.

Speaking of Toni, he officially has a wedding date, August 6th, 2016 and he's competing with Bill to have an earlier wedding, 5am possibly. 

On our first day in Florida we went to Disney World. Every ride we wanted to go on was either closed for renovation or closed because it was having issues and then anything open had a 45 minute wait or longer. We decided to go on Pirates of the Caribbean ride and it only had a 25 minute wait but when we got to the front of the line they had issues and we had to wait some more before getting on the ride. They made us ride up front and we looked like we had bathroom issues after we got off the ride. We were about ready to leave the park and go to look for some food when we noticed they were about to start the parade so I thought we should stay but then after the parade finished with our section we had to follow the parade through the rest of the park and wait till it finished to get out of the park. (I did get a picture of Toni's girlfriend from Brave though). Then when we finally got to dinner at Disney's Wilderness Lodge we had to endure kiddy games all evening and the waitress put Ryan in their jail for being suspiciously nice. It was basically like going to Dick's in Vegas with the staff treating you like crap except this was for kids.

A couple nights after we got back from our Disney Adventure, we saw the show "The Middle" on television with their Disney World experience episode and it seemed to be just as frustrating as our experience and we didn't even go to the wrong park like they did.

Dot did a number on Roger before she left for Belize. She ripped one of his finger nails off and clawed the crap out of his hands. Roger claims that he tripped and fell and that Dot couldn't take him in a fight (well now we know that she can).

CBS cancelled "CSI Las Vegas" which is now in it's fifteenth season.

Ryan had to open his mouth and tell Bill I had a wetsuit top delivered to the office. Bill has been wearing it around the office thinking that he's Spiderman with his weird gripping shoes, I hope he didn't stretch it out.

Bill bragged and told us what a wonderful guy he was today but then he got mad at me for not typing everything nice he had to say about himself.

Apparently you don't joke with Taylor at Dal Tile because she thinks everything is over the top hysterical and she made Toni very uncomfortable today.

Mary showed Toni a video of some killer whales out in front of the beach house and this freaked him out, the vein on his forehead was sticking out again.

*not to be construed as Gossip