05/29/2015

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05/29/2015

"Oh it might be my second wife." Tim

Tim's in big trouble he ignored Riley when he came through the door a second time and told her that he didn't just get here when she was happy again to see him. Riley's going to tell Mary all about it.

It was so quiet here today without Roger and his big mouth.

Cody, Riley and I saw a fighter jet go over ours heads today and he mentioned that there were two of them at Boeing Field today along with another plane, we want to know who's visiting Seattle?

What's Bill's excuse going to be on Monday for not wanting to come into work? Whatever his excuse may be,it will push Toni over the edge and I'll have to take him to a special home.

Here's something that will give Roger nightmares all weekend. 

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05/28/2015

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05/28/2015

Bill can't come to work today because he's playing Super Mario Brothers on his old school Nintendo.

Roger thanked me this morning for "not giving him sh*t." See I can be a nice every once in a while.

Toni got hit on by a very wealthy gay guy when he was out with Nikki last night.

I sent Cody three texts a week or so ago and apparently they came finally came through at midnight on Monday.

"They tried to screw me at Men's Warehouse last night." Toni  That's why it's called Men's Warehouse...duh.

Mary told me that I was disgusting today. All because of a UPS incident.

The company mascot is coming in tomorrow and I've been told she's all groomed, clean and snuggable:)

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05/27/2015

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05/27/2015

Toni almost had a honey bucket land on his car today.

Pat with Emser is on my crap list, he called Toni back today but I called him twice yesterday and he never called me back like he promised.

Oh no, Roger is making propositions over the phone and now wanting gold or silver as payment, I don't think he trusts bitcoin.

"Where all the monsters are." Roger about underneath the bed. I bet he makes Dot check under their bed every night.

Bill and Roxanne are back home and Bill didn't think that the Buffalo airport was that exciting with their large rocking chairs and nothing else to do. 

Roxanne seems to have some issues. According to FB she thinks these are turtles. Has Bill been mixing up her pills?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this guy is probably a little weirder than Roger, only because his clown face is permanent whereas Roger can wash his off but he chooses not to. This clown apparently confetti bombed JLO at the airport.

Since Bill is out this week, we (I) decided we (I) want to take a Booze Cruise to Lake Wallenpaupack. I'm not even sure where that is but since "The Office" got to go there for a leadership training exercise I figured we should too.

"Haven't you had enough of each other?" "What do you have left to do?" Mary to Bill about not coming back to work till Monday

I have to show off my adorable hummingbird picture that I took on the way back from Whistler.  

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05/26/2015

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05/26/2015

I just heard that Ben Stiller's mother died over the weekend. I first remember seeing her the in the series "ALF".

Poor Typhinee, she just can't get away from Crystal. She turned on her television the other day to hear her voice on the news and the surprising thing was they weren't arresting her for anything.

Toni's a hero. He found the tile out on the jobsite that the installers couldn't find for some reason.

It looks like Vance's email was hacked or I missed out on a really important document.

Ryan and I were at Whistler over the weekend and the best part of it for me was yesterday morning when we started complaining that we hadn't seen any wildlife including squirrels and ten seconds later I pointed at a bear who was near the ski jump.

We have some griping to do about Canadian viewpoints. While driving you see incredible sights and then shortly after you have a viewpoint turn out with absolutely nothing to see at it. This happened the whole way back yesterday. Then on our hike on Sunday there was this weird sign that I should have taken a picture of because it looked like an adult holding a loaf of bread with a little kid and they were pointing in a certain direction. Everyone who came to that wanted to know what it meant, luckily we saw that there was a ledge and decided it was a view point (and there was actually something to see). I'm sure Bill and Roxanne will have some Canadian stories when they get back.

A package came today for Bill and Roxanne and it said "think geek" on it so I will.  It shouldn't be hard to do with this picture.

I thought Jen or Maci (since she does most of the calling and texting anymore) was sending me a virus on Friday but it turns out it was Whirly Ball pictures. Toni's moving so fast in the second picture that you can barely tell it's him, he needs to lay off the speed.

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05/22/2015

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05/22/2015

This video has inspired me to get a selfie stick for everyone in the office so that we can have t.v. episodes like "The Office".
http://petapixel.com/2015/05/20/psa-beware-the-dangers-of-selfie-sticks/

I drew something special for Bill and Roxanne at lunch today. I know the signature looks different than mine but I was in a hurry.

Steve's been hanging out at the gay strip club a little too often because he told me I needed to take off more clothes before he was going to give me any money but he had no problem giving Toni money.

Is there a proper etiquette book designated for Wal-Mart customers that tells you how large your butt has to be before your kids can stand on it?

Crystal wanted to argue with me that Mary was calling Jared this week but we discovered it was really Toni. 

Did Bill and Roxanne take a trip to Wal-Mart? Somebody needs to tell him that he has a fuzzy dick on his head.

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05/21/2015

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05/21/2015

Creepy man Marty came back today while Mary was in the backroom (she's no help at all). He told me he was going to the store to buy something to drink and asked if I wanted anything. Then he invited me over for lunch tomorrow because he's cooking, I told him I needed to hurry up and get things done tomorrow so that I could head out for Whistler. Next time my excuse will be I'm going to Yemen.

Steve has already called me a "cheating a$$ hussy".

Sounds like Mary's been calling Jared for booty calls. Crystal told Typhinee that Mary's been calling Jared but Mary denies it. 

I just realized that Toni has 442 days left before his wedding but according to Al Gore ten years ago the earth was going to cook by January 27, 2016 (we're only 250 days away), sorry Toni it's going to be too late, you probably shouldn't bother we're all supposed to be dead.

Jessica stopped by today and at the same time that she was talking about what she was going to have done to her teeth, Steve was on the phone with Roger talking about his teeth. Roger always knows how to make everything about himself.

Rumor has it that Roger took a selfie at the dentist today.Where did he post it? My bet is he posted it on classmates.com, match.com and asiandating.com.

Bill is totally Rossing it, especially if he gets into those leather pants below.

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05/20/2015

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05/20/2015

Roxanne needs to slap the crap out of Bill for me, it seems that everything of his that I've touched today either wasn't in the computer system or it had issues if it was in the computer.

Matt wanted to be "Dick Trickle" this week but I'm pretty sure we're going to have to call him Trickle Dick, he should be thankful that he's not shrimp dick like one of our subs that Toni nicknamed.

Tim tried telling all of us today that Steve was going to be gone for two weeks, I just automatically assumed Steve was taking his trip to the Philippines to visit Marty's villa where Marty's ex-wife and step daughter live.

Roger is now complaining that Dot busted one of his front teeth. Don't be embarrassed Roger she did the same thing to Tom Cruise.

 
As Cody put it today, his dad is always getting into trouble but this time some woman swiped the side of his truck with her vehicle. I wonder what he did to tick her off?

Tim told Mary that she was his favorite today. That's the last time I do anything for that man until he says I'm his favorite again.

Where did Bill go on his honeymoon, the Smurf Village?

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05/19/2015

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05/19/2015

"To everyone that made our wedding special, wish you suckers were here!" Bill "& Roxanne

Toni seems to have named my car, black beauty. 

Steve has already twenty questioned Typhinee about the missing video camera from the back since she wasn't here yesterday. 

We watched the weirdest Clint Eastwood movie the other day, "Kelly's Heroes", I was expecting a very intense war battle and instead it was a war movie with Partridge Family type music, I kept expecting their bus to be following the army jeeps. Instead of following military orders the army goes in search for gold with a very strange Donald Sutherland.

Ryan told me that Chris told him that he would use him at his next wedding for the catering. Is he planning on knocking off Cody's mom?

I met our next door neighbor today and he invited me and my husband to join him at his villa in Manila, Philippines the next time he goes. I think Steve was a little jealous that I got invited so I think I'll let him go instead. 

It appears that icork moved across the street from the Kent City Corrections Facility. 
 
Roger tried to be protective today but it was with the wrong guy, I have to applaud him anyways.

Bill must think these tiny little falls are impressive or something.

I'm not positive but Bill and Roxanne probably aren't legally married. I fell asleep during their forever long ceremony but I'm pretty sure that Bill took Whirlyball to be his wife. 

 Toni thinks he was standing in front of some sort of an illegal activities building this morning. The door had five locks but no handle and some skin heads walked out and wanted to know what he was doing.

FB made it sound dirty when I tagged Roger in a picture, April was with Roger on May 16th. 

Speaking of Roger, Bill had some nerve putting his grandmother and nieces at Roger's table. I'm sure they appreciated his stories about the Jews, his lesbian ex-wife and Dot breaking up Patrick Dempsey's marriage but now Bill's going to need to send her and his nieces to counseling.

Apparently when Roger introduced himself to Bill's grandmother she identified him as "Billy's Roger" which I thought was cute. 

Steve told Cody to do some back door action to get a key from Toni. Needless to say Toni didn't have the extra keys so I guess he got a freebie. 

As for our last morning in Florida we drove to Cocoa Beach. They currently have the largest Ron Jon Surf Shop and I thought it was cute because Ryan bought a couple things for our expectant grand baby there and the beach was fantastic, I wish we could have stayed there all day. 

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05/18/2015

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05/18/2015

The wedding on Saturday was beautiful and the bride actually showed up for some reason, poor thing, I hope she knows what she's getting herself into. The Thomas women seem to be very tall, it was funny hearing it from Tim, Roger and Ryan that these women were as tall as they are. Here are a few of my favorite pictures. In the second picture Nikki is talking with Roxanne's mother and Steve sits down next to her and starts rubbing her back and she didn't have a clue that it wasn't Toni. Then picture number three is of Steve's best man speech and picture four is Tim embarrassed over Steve's best man speech. It probably wouldn't have helped if Steve didn't start it off with "Oh Sh*t".

Bill and Roxanne are already in Niagra and here's the view from their room of the falls.

Toni now has the sign, only 445 days left until his wedding.

I think I need to talk to Mariah Carey about her dress choices and why this dress doesn't fit her anymore and why she shouldn't have worn it to The Billboard Awards. Maybe she thought everyone would photoshop her down 50lbs like they did to her picture on her latest album.

Well at least Mariah doesn't look as bad as this freak.

If Tim ever starts talking about cow stories....leave.

I'm almost done with my Florida stories but I have a couple more days to cover. On our last full day we went to Winter Park which wasn't too far from Orlando which was nice since we drove a lot that week. We went to the Morse Museum which has the largest Louis Comfort Tiffany collection any where in the world. The highlight of the collection is a piece that was featured at the 1893 World's Fair in Paris which was a mosaic church altar piece.The piece was rescued from Tiffany's Long Island home 16 years after he died and the home had a major fire. The museum was filled with all sorts of beautiful art and I was thoroughly disappointed that I couldn't take any pictures. After the museum we walked around town and then went to Mead Park and saw little some critters (not the gators that the signs warned us about). 

 

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05/15/2015

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05/15/2015

Mary had quite the morning, Bill and Roxanne came in just in the nick of time to see Mary served with a collection letter which turned out to be for the wrong Mary G or so she claims. She claims she always pays her drug dealers on time so she didn't know what this could have been for.

Apparently Nikki blew her bosses mind with the Control V and Control C keys today. This is also the same boss who is married to a guy who works for Microsoft...

I guess Steve hurt Roger's feelings yesterday by sending him this picture when Roger said he wasn't going to Whirlyball. I told Steve it really needed to be lemon or lime scented or Roger wouldn't use them.

Since Roger and I agreed on something yesterday, I had a dream last night that we went out to ice cream to celebrate and the weird thing is Roxanne rode by on some little trike and we thought it was normal.

Toni's a mess, he has two stains now. 

One of my favorite places on our trip was to the Ca' d'Zan Mansion in Sarasota. The mansion belonged to John and Mable Ringing,  John was one of the brothers who started The Ringling Brothers Circus so Roger would feel right at home with all of the clowns. The mansion was beautiful but the artwork in the separate museum building was quite impressive. There were several pieces from the 1500 and 1600's and many large paintings and there were signs on several blank spots mentioning that the paintings were on loan at the moment to The Louve in Paris and Smithsonian in DC.

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05/14/2015

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05/14/2015

Steve says he's going to slap Bill twice when he sees him next. His bachelor party should go as I expected tonight.

After seeing this picture of what Roxanne's sister needlepoint stitched for them, we all know that our wedding gifts are going to suck compared to this. That does it, I'm going to buy them what Bill was going to buy for Stephanie's wedding, a Dick's Sporting Goods Gift Card and maybe he can get his own wetsuit top to pretend to be Spiderman in.

Roger and I agreed on something today, he's pretty sure it's the first time ever.

I have found Toni's perfect wedding gift, a kayak trip to the San Juans to go whale watching.

Tim reassured Toni yesterday that killer whales aren't called that because they make good pets. 

According to Mary, Bill is going to like what Donna picked out for Roxanne's bridal shower.

Also according to Mary, Bill's mother thinks he's the only one who works around this place. It's a good thing I've been taking videos of what he really does all day long so that I can show her at the wedding but I'm going to have to bleep everything that he says.

I finally got my wedding invitation, it went to Japan and back. 

Bill's mother told Mary that she's not excited for the wedding yet. Is she going to speak out before everything becomes official? 

Tim told us he had two thumbs up his butt today. I'm not going to ask whose.

Interesting, I just read a headline that said that Patrick Dempsey's alleged affair led to divorce, nice going Dot.

For our next Florida road trip we went to St. Augustine which is the oldest city in America, they are celebrating their 450th anniversary this year. They have the oldest wooden school house, the oldest house, oldest mission and a bunch of other old things. We also got to go to the Fountain of Youth and I'm very disappointed that I didn't come back looking like a thirteen year old but I did get to feed the peacocks (Roger, you'll need to cover your eyes because they are larger than chickens). 

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