05/19/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/19/2014

Steve's upset because Bill always knows how to one up him.

Tim seems excited for his trip this week with me but he still can't remember where he's going. I think we're going to have to buy him one of Roger's Google Brains TM  for his birthday.

Apparently you can't take Bill to your friends house because he won't be able to get his foot out of his mouth. I think that's the last time Roxanne takes Bill anywhere.

I think Ryan must think Roxanne has African American roots because he wanted to spell her name Roquxanne and do the Napoleon Dynamite spelling.

"As long as your dick doesn't fall off, you'll be alright." Tim to Bill    What was Tim doing in Bill's office?

Bill thinks Toni and Tim are up to no good.

There's something wrong with Dot. She doesn't like this picture of herself. It must be because she's with Roger in the picture and she likes to go more Diva than that.

Toni said he can draw a picture of Monica's dick,  the cross dressing dude at one of our suppliers who was wearing yoga pants today. 

*not to be construed as Gossip