05/14/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/14/2014

Tim was trying to stir up trouble in my dream last night and for some reason I rewarded him with BBQ. 

It seems like our weird next door neighbors at home are moving, they had a Uhaul trailer and now they have the back of their truck loaded with a bike and misc crap and the crazy guy asked Ryan if he wanted a kitten the other day but they just don't seem to be leaving. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that they leave soon.

"Matt will be wearing a large overcoat that jingles" Bill  (referring to Matt sneaking alcohol into Bill's wedding).

"I'm talking about other special spots..." Mary trying to seduce Bill

"OMG I'm a mess." Mary

Toni was too proud of his password today that he had to share it with everyone in the office today, so much for security.

Tim's wife is leaving him alone for over a week, what is she thinking? Doesn't she realize that gives him more time to add very expensive items onto his boat. Tim's already going around the office asking all the women for dates while his wife is gone.

Didn't the show "Friends with Better Lives" just start? Well they cancelled it already, must be on NBC. 

Bill's not the only one around here with a BMW now.

*not to be construed as Gossip