02/06/2014

The Daily Chatter*

02/06/2014

Jason is on the fence now about his car beating Bill's in a race. He's finally sort of coming to his senses.

I'm pretty sure that Jimmy John's uses crack infused mayonnaise on their sandwiches. I had one of their un-whiches today and it was just as delicious as their regular sandwiches.

Mark your calendar's, today Mary actually got cold and turned up the heat.

The Daily Chatter seems to be going to everyone's junk folder since our email switch. Who told GoDaddy to send it there?

Roger used Tim's name in vain today.

Roger wants to talk to his doctor about catching Anorexia for six weeks. Roger, I think these bears are a better solution and you can join in on all the fun with your very own review.

Toni's way too excited about his new iphone app.

I told Ryan that it's time to go back to Puerto Rico because it's way too cold here.

According to "The Onion" "Frantic Biden Searching Dog Shelter for Bo Look-Alike."

 Henry jumped out of his bowl today and tried to commit suicide.

*not to be construed as Gossip