Tuesday, July 19, 2016

07/19/2016

The Daily Chatter*
07/19/2016

Roger's going to bite the bullet, I'm just not sure on what. I think he wants a perm so that he can be a chick magnet.

Toni thinks Ethan Hawke is a weaselly looking guy but apparently Steve Buscemi is not.

 Bill had the nerve to sleep through a huge baby ordeal last night. It was such a big deal that Roger's pretty sure Roxanne asked for a divorce last night.

Roger came in to ask me a question today but Michael answered it instead. Roger wanted to know how Michael knew it and I told Roger it was because Michael is awesome and now Michael would like me to engrave that in 24K gold and put it on his wall.


*not to be construed as Gossip

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