Monday, August 31, 2015

08/31/2015

The Daily Chatter*
08/31/2015

Ryan and I drove by the office on Saturday and noticed Bill's car, I'm sure he and Roxanne were just having sex on Toni's desk because that's all they do.

What's not gay about all of Toni's friends sending him dick pics? He had to request their phone numbers since he had to borrow Mary's old phone and apparently she was getting his texts because her apple ID was still connected to her old iphone and ipad.

"How does water work? Nobody understands how water works." Roger

Toni's starting a black nose sheep farm apparently. They are adorable, I want in on this.

*not to be construed as Gossip

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