09/01/2015

The Daily Chatter*

09/01/2015

Roger scolded Toni about his language this morning. Apparently Roger has different rules before 9am.

"That was a wasted trip back in here." Roger to Bill "You could have gone home and had your wife tell you no." Bill to Roger

Bill told Toni that he had quick cat like reflexes. That's why Toni likes the phrase "You're the cat's pajamas."

"If I do the brakes the tires fall off." Steve

Toni thinks it's raining pigs and chickens today.

Steve is the grossest person that Toni knows. Steve was hoping that Mary still got his texts pictures last night but it's a good thing that she didn't because even Toni was disturbed with what he was sending. Apparently it made for great family dinner conversation last night.

Bill totally ruined my day. Cody came back from Home Depot and mentioned that they had a bathroom fan with bluetooth speakers in it and Bill told him he couldn't buy that one. How awesome would that be if every time that Roger went into the restroom we had Ross yelling "Pivot" or the line about his testicles or Phoebe singing Smelly Cat....but now we can't have that and Toni's going to miss out on the YMCA and lots of Boy George and George Michael. So in reality Bill ruined everybody's day....

*not to be construed as Gossip