12/30/2013

The Daily Chatter*

12/30/2013

Roger is such a liar, he told me that he doesn't drink yet I found a beer can in his garbage. How is he going to explain this?????

Bill won an award for his sweater but he admitted that it wasn't first place. 

Bill's life turned into a mini version of the movie "The Proposal" while visiting family. Everyone wanted to marry him off before they left.

Bill thinks his is bigger than Toni's.

Bill's so materialistic... he didn't want to know what I did for Christmas he only wanted to know what I received.

Funniest thing Jessica says she's never waved to the icork girl.

"I like the way they are portrayed in porn." Roger

Rick's daughter thinks that there is something Ghetto about Roger's old car and the CD player.... It probably had Mexican beer in it too.

 Mary claims that there was too much man heat in the back room this afternoon. Apparently that's what happens when Rick shows up.

Tim told Mary that she looked good on her knees...perve.

*not to be construed as Gossip