The Daily Chatter*
12/20/2013
Roger's daughter got married yesterday but before the wedding he played a bellman in the hotel lobby of the Fairmont in San Fransisco. It's a long story about his suit jacket missing a button but the story has a good ending.
After Roger's daughter got married they came out to a bunch of naked people protesting at City Hall. There was Nude Activist who ended up getting married there later in the day and it said she started in a dress but ended up in just her veil.
Why does all the best stuff always happen to Steve? He was out watching his girls sled this morning and a car was coming down the hill and he got his girls out of the way and the lady rolled down her window when she got to the bottom of the hill and told them to get off the hill because it was f*cking ice.
Toni wants to be the only one to handle Bill's package. Roxanne you should take those as fighting words....I have a feeling that Roxanne could win since she knows Karate but only if Toni doesn't have his Batman Cape on.
Typhinee is dogging out again on us and not going to Jessica's party tomorrow night. All I have to say is she's going to miss out on my husband's awesome Crab Salad.
Tim's already talking about how smashed he's going to get at Jessica's.
I heard I missed out on Bill and Roxanne's Christmas Card this year. So to get back at them they get to be the Elves on Elf Yourself, sorry Steve and Matt I know I normally elect you two.
I almost forgot that Mary resurrected some dude today at Nordstrom. Then he didn't want to stick around for the ambulance.
Here's a picture of our winter storm for all of you who decided to be out of town.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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