12/23/2013

The Daily Chatter*

12/23/2013

It's a good thing that Bill and Roxanne weren't able to attend Jessica's Ugly Sweater Christmas party because they wouldn't have won with their sweaters and we all know how competitive Bill is. I think Rick took home the prize for ugliest sweater, he had a tree branch sewn onto his shirt that kept creeping up to his face with a Charlie Brown Christmas Nativity Scene on it. Tim was a close second he had all sorts of crap glued and bells pinned onto his sweater.

Rick also lost one of his balls on Saturday night, it's probably because he made Jennifer get out of the car to pump gas because he didn't want to be seen in his sweater.

We started Season 6 of "Mad Men" over the weekend so if I start smoking and pouring whiskey at my desk you'll understand why.

Rick says he's too old to drink anymore.

Matt says he's been "playing" very hard because his rib now hurts.

Ray is Roger's new hero because he gave him his button.

Mary thinks her husband has a reputation.

"If I'm not dying I'll be here." Jessica

Toni's girlfriend from next door wouldn't give him a catalog of their crap today because she thinks that we steal their customers. So Mary went over there to tell them that we never sell cork flooring and that we don't steal their customers and all she could say was that we are all b*tches and unfriendly people except Jessica.

Toni thinks he's a fabulous b*tch.

*not to be construed as Gossip