09/12/2016

The Daily Chatter*

09/12/2016

Kellen wanted to talk to Bill this morning about the things he was finding in the dumpster this morning. Bill was afraid that Kellen was finding his dead hookers. Bill was pretty sure he pushed them all the way to the bottom.

Bill wants to know why Tim went to the dentist instead of using Damon for his root canal?

Ryan and I played a horrible trick on his son and daughter in law this weekend. They asked us out to dinner last night and I figured out ahead of time that they were going to announce that they were pregnant again. I told Ryan that we should mess with them and announce that we're pregnant first.  I told them that we had some exciting news and Ryan finished it off by telling Ben that he was going to have a baby brother. It scared the crap out of them so we probably wont ever get invited to anything ever again.

Apparently Bill also freaked out his in-laws but I think they just wanted to slap him. They just had a whole house re-carpeted and Bill questions them to as why they didn't just pay the measly $150 to have all of their furniture moved since they were tired and exhausted. Needless to say it would have cost plenty more.

Roger decided to play hooky today.

Toni's mother called him a bastard.  I love this woman more everyday.

Speaking of Roger, he needs to ask more questions when the answers are right in his face. 

I had mentioned to Bill on Friday that Ryan and I were going to hike at Leavenworth over the weekend and Bill started reminiscing on how great the forest was in Leavenworth when he was a kid. Bill's dumb cigarettes obviously burned this forest down. It was still a beautiful hike though.

*not to be construed as Gossip