09/29/2015

The Daily Chatter*

09/29/2015

Happy Furbyday Roger!

Bill told Roger and me that he's not gay like four times in a row but he thinks Scott Eastwood, Clint Eastwood's son is hot.

Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon had to go to therapy, if our guys ever had to do this, this is exactly how their therapy would go.

Jim Carrey's exgirlfriend committed suicide and I'm assuming it's because they broke up last Thursday. She obviously hadn't looked at him recently because that's not something you should overdose for.

Roger is now planning on how to corrupt Bill's nephew to make him ready for the real world. I don't think he'll have to do much since he's going to be staying with Bill and Roxanne and have you heard Roxanne's potty mouth?

 The NW Chocolate festival is this weekend but for those of you who haven't bought your tickets yet the disappointing thing is Living Social is only selling a weekend pass but they do have a promo code available right now.

*not to be construed as Gossip