07/30/2019

The Daily Chatter*

07/30/2019

According to Bill safety comes third but he didn't know what came first or second. Hopefully food is one of those answers.

I realized today that Ashley is so desperate for a dog sitter that I can make up any rumor that I want about her and she'll still have me watch her dog this weekend.

I realized the other day that Faith has man hands just like me.

For years I always wondered why Steve's nickname was son of a b*tch but now I completely know why.

Sarah didn't have a lesbian weekend after all.

I got yelled at by Roger today and he claims that I effing lied to him. More than likely it was for his own good.

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*not to be construed as Gossip