10/09/2018

The Daily Chatter*

10/09/2018

Sarah refilled her candy dish and now she thinks she's inadvertently killing Toni with chocolate.

Toni has a class for Larry tonight. He mentioned that he thinks there are some weird people there. He said one lady mentioned that her other dogs name is Cockinator and for some reason Toni doesn't think that name is appropriate but drawing male genitalia while doodling is.

Ashley 1.0 lost it today, she asked me if I had seen her Magic Bullet that was on the counter. She later discovered that it's still on the counter.

I saw a headline that someone called the cops on some whales because they were going underneath their boat. Is that what Toni would do too?

I will be gone tomorrow at a funeral, don't tell Tim otherwise he won't come in.

*not to be construed as Gossip