12/05/2017

The Daily Chatter*

12/05/2017

Bill mentioned that Toni's been complaining about his car not being fuel efficient enough and that he wants to buy a more economical one (of course this is why he's thinking about getting an old Trans Am). Yesterday Toni shows up driving his pickup that Bill claims would be more environmentally friendly if it used sliced dolphins. Yes, Bill's a horrible person for even thinking of such a thing but he's right.

I threatened Roger today and in return he paid me a compliment, that poor screwed up delusional man.

I'm concerned Bill was repeating "Wassup" to himself alone in his office today.

One of our reps brought in flavored popcorn today and one of the flavors was truffle. I told Toni that it made me want to go back to Italy.

Steve mentioned that Kellen must have bought green board for Ashley's office because he was afraid that he (Steve) would use it as a bathroom.

Toni is  now calling Bill his jellybean.

The big question of the day is am I ever going to meet Michael's wife? He has another opportunity on the 15th with our Office Christmas Shindig.

*not to be construed as Gossip