06/30/2017

The Daily Chatter*

06/30/2017

"You look like a guy who bought a truck and doesn't give a F*#$." Bill to Toni and yes Toni bought another old green truck

Apparently Bill will do a lot of freaky things if he's ever offered $20 million. He thinks that he can buy as much therapy as he wants for that amount of money.

Roger thought that it was none of Dot's business as to her wanting to know the sex of Bill and Roxanne's baby.

Apparently if you want psychedelic drugs Toni's the one to call. One of his friends called him first to ask him this very question the other day.

Bill told Steve that the sales people had a meeting about him becoming an unbearable a$$hole and Steve understood because apparently his step-mother thinks the same thing about him.

Kellen really needs to come up with a pseudonym when posting online reviews, today he gave himself a five star review. 

Toni and Steve were attacked at lunch by some four year old kid who they claim was a sumo wrestler. Toni said that the kids arms were bigger than his.

Note to self, don't ever tell Tim that he entered something into the computer system incorrectly, especially before a holiday weekend. I thought the man was going to go postal.

Steve claims that Toni likes it when he grabs his hips....This is why I can't go to lunch with the guys.

Apparently you don't want to drive behind Tim near a bridge, he won't go over it until traffic clears. Wait till my husband hears that I'm not the only crazy person out there.

Typhinee was pretty sure that Joseph was let go because of the man bun. Bill's going to have to break the news to Kellen, he's going to be heartbroken. (Update~Toni took care of that).

I mentioned to Roger that Joseph doesn't work here anymore and he wanted to know if the Lord took him, I ended up just blaming the whole thing on Sarah.

Stay safe on the fourth and don't answer the phone if Tim calls and wants you to do something stupid with him.

*not to be construed as Gossip