Thursday, February 9, 2017

02/09/2017

The Daily Chatter*
02/09/2017

We got to view the video that Mary stars in for our website and the guys told her that Meryl Streep only had one or two more years of experience than she does. What the guys probably don't know is that Mary can sing and dance just as well or better than Meryl Streep. I think she needs to redo the video while showing us some of her real talent.

Toni really didn't show up for work today. He got on that plane even though his vacation request was denied. Apparently he really wants his berry flavored wines.

Roger finally made it back to work today and man did he make an entrance. First thing he wanted was someone to valet park his car and hold an umbrella over him while he entered the building during the monsoon. He then instructed us to hire a coat check girl (with very specific demands as to her looks) and she would also be required to serve him his wine spritzer and caviar. The last thing I remember as he was leaving was he was going to buy some expensive golf cart to use at the office because a segway just wasn't going to do.


*not to be construed as Gossip




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