02/07/2017

The Daily Chatter*

02/07/2017

I had a dream that Toni pretended to be handicap while all of us were on a trip in NYC. He made us push him around in a wheelchair but then he seemed fine when he had to get out of it and decided to fold it up and carry it. Apparently Toni just needs a little more attention than the rest of us.

Roger and Dot had to stay an extra night in Palm Springs because their flight was cancelled. I don't think they're ever coming home.

Now Mary's telling everyone about the private jet that she gets to take to Europe this year to see Germany, Switzerland and Portugal with.  She also happened to mention that Tina Turner would like her to stay at her place while in Switzerland but she hasn't made up her mind yet because she thinks she might get a better offer.

Roger, I know that you thought your Snoopy hair on the counter of your house was going to turn into some sort of shrine and I'm sorry that it didn't. Here's the next hot selling thing though. This Cheetos shaped like the late Harambe the gorilla just sold on Ebay for $100,000. Apparently you need to start finding things in Cheetos.

*not to be construed as Gossip