Tuesday, January 5, 2016

01/05/2016

The Daily Chatter*
01/05/2016

I forgot to mention that Bill and Roxanne are having a white baby girl according to the cake. It would have been a black baby according to Roger if the frosting had been chocolate.

Roger reported Toni's bad mouth to Bill today. I'm pretty sure Bill told him to F*ck Off.

"I was sh*tting myself yesterday." Tim    I apparently need to buy some Depends for the office.

"I'm an a$$hole." Bill

Roger implied that I'm not aging well. He thinks that if we stood side by side people would think that he's the younger one.

 A billionaire in Seattle died recently in an avalanche, I sure hope he left me money for a face lift.




*not to be construed as Gossip

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