11/13/2015

The Daily Chatter*

11/13/2015

"Tim is the straw that stirs the drink." Roger

"I'm the f*cking man Bill." Toni

"I'm Brad Pitt from "Moneyball"." Toni

"That's the only reason I come in on Friday's." Bill about Friday lunch

"They spit silk out their a$$, it's just weird." Toni about spiders

For some reason Crystal actually thinks that we care that her furnace died.  Probably because Nathaniel told her he would go over to her place and warm her up. That poor kid doesn't know what he's in for.

Steve has now given ding butt a new middle name, Crystal Methony.

Toni can't keep a secret, he's a blabbermouth just like Tim.

Mary thinks we need to get rid of everyone 50 and older. That means Roger is going to come in Monday looking like Joey when he wanted to audition as a teenager.

*not to be construed as Gossip