11/12/2015

The Daily Chatter*

11/12/2015

Matt obviously needs to get rid of his girlfriend because our Christmas party and her Company Christmas party are on the same night.

Bill embarrassed his wife this morning while they were on the phone and apparently he'll be sleeping in the garage tonight since Nathaniel has the other bedroom.

"Oh geeze I'm not going in there until next week." Roger about our bathroom

We keep getting people looking for icork and 90% of the time they drive up in a Prius. 

"It must be hard for Ryan to live with someone as perfect as you are." Mary  (My husband may throw up after seeing this but he better at least agree out loud)

According to Roger, Andrew met my lesbian partner today. Hope was at home but April was not because Roger says she was at work.

According to Ellen the Red Starbucks cup might as well be the Satan Sipper and thanks to Mary for telling me about this.

Apparently Target's sweater is offensive too. Perfect I want the sweater and the matching red cup. 

I was reading through Dumbest Job Applicants and I thought all of these were brilliant because the interviewer wasn't going to forget them anytime soon.

"An individual applied for a customer-service job, and when asked what he might not like about the job, he said, 'Dealing with people.'"

"Applicant put up posters of himself in the company parking lot."

"The candidate arrived in a catsuit."

"Applicant rented a billboard, which the hiring manager could see from his office, listing his qualifications."

"A job applicant came in for an interview with a cockatoo on his shoulder."

“The candidate told the interviewer he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss.” 

*not to be construed as Gossip