08/18/2016

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08/18/2016

According to Steve, Toni touched a 3,000 year old cat (he called it something different though) yesterday.

Speaking of Toni, I'm going to kick his butt when he gets back...technically when I get back after him. He has no idea how much of my day has been all about Toni. In fact Tim wanted me to do something for him but Toni's crap got in the way.

I started an Inbox for Toni, it's where I'm throwing all of the crap that I don't want to deal with. I expect to have a clean desk by tomorrow.

Roger showed his face for a minute this morning and then left in a hurry, I think he knows that Thursdays are the day that the women rule the office since Bill now works from home on Thursdays. Steve was even scarce and was claiming to be working on his new office area in the warehouse.

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08/17/2016

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08/17/2016

I had an exhausting dream last night, I was running all over the place for Toni. He owes me big time now.

"In my defense I worked for an a$$hole." Bill  "Then you became one." Steve

I saw this and immediately thought of Toni....I wonder why?

Roxanne is so mean, she took Baby Katherine home with her. She obviously doesn't trust us.

Michael seems to have plans for expanding his office while Toni and Tim are gone.
 

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08/16/2016

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08/16/2016

Bill's starting to freak out since Toni's gone. He's already asked me to put whiskey in his tea.

"Roger looks like a normal person." Bill

Tim was upset that Michael's Outlook looked different than his.

Steve and I have this figured out, we're all going to the airport with Tim tomorrow for New York and then after New York we will join Toni and Nikki on their honeymoon.

Michael and Tim need to quit spooning at work because it obviously makes Michael very warm.

Mary told me to stop lying today. I told her I have a hard time turning that off considering I make up excuses every time a solicitor calls. My best ones of the week have been: she's out of the office buying a yacht, she's on her daughters honeymoon, she's out because her dog is having liposuction, she's hand feeding all of the children in Africa and she's picking out names for her grand children and doesn't want to be bothered with your crap.

Shocking, I knew somebody's name that Howard didn't know today and Howard knows everybody. 

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08/15/2016

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08/15/2016

"She's very cute but she kept me up all night." Bill about some girl


Toni had the nerve to leave on his honeymoon today.

Bill bought 48 boxes of Vicks Kleenex for his home. Needless to say Bill is going to smell like menthol for awhile. I'm going to mark my calendar and see if Bill still has those same Kleenex in 10 years because that is a lot of Kleenex.

"You should have started saying no 30 days ago." Michael about Toni

"The stripper wasn't getting through?" Bill on the phone to someone

"You use to be better at this." Tim to Bill 

I think Bill freaked out his sister in law. She wants new carpet installed and Bill told her to have everything moved and ready for the installers tomorrow (this was with less than a one day notice).


My husband was making fun of me last night for watching and narrating the hummingbird wars that happen on our deck every night. We have one very territorial hummingbird that chases off the others from the feeder at night when he decides to perch in a nearby tree.


Speaking of cute little things, Ryan and I hiked at Mt Rainier this weekend and saw two mountain goats, a marmot, a white tailed ptarmigan and a bunch of chipmunks. It was a very animal friendly weekend especially when I had all of the animals buckled up in the back seat of our car on our way home.

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08/12/2016

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08/12/2016

"That's what I need, one more woman in my life talking back to me." Bill about Siri getting all uppity with him this morning

Bill was so excited to hear that Steve would be back to work on Monday.

I sneezed like six times in a row today and wondered why Bill was never tempted once to say anything but then I realized he was out in the warehouse. I'm still trying to forgive him.

"The car seat would fit on the roof, wouldn't it?" Roger to Bill

"You should sue A F too just to cover all of your bases." Roger to Mary

"Your wife freaked me out about bed bugs." Roger to Bill

This is getting confusing, Toni's boy toy is Val's brother in law, Serge's friend, whiny Alex's son and of course Toni's whenever and whatever.

"Are you just going to come down here and yell at me?" Bill to Roxanne

Roger's getting a new place in downtown Seattle with a spare bedroom so that all of us will have a place to stay.

I think Bill trained Roxanne and Katherine to sneak out of the office like he does. I didn't even see them leave.

Toni leaves for his honeymoon on Monday and he's going to Rome, Naples, Sorrento, Pompei and Croatia and probably more places that he's already forgotten to tell me about. I expect to see pictures of Toni dressing all of the nude statues because of his disorder. 

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08/11/2016

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08/11/2016

I had a choice between a rainbow cake, a floral cake or a princess cake for Kellen at Costco last night. I couldn't do the rainbow because those are for Toni so I had to do the princess even though those are also for Toni.

"I've had phone sex that doesn't even last that long." Roger to Typhinee about their long call

Toni leaves for his honeymoon on Monday unless we all convince him that Michael will steal all of his clients.

Steve's been sharing team spirit all over the country while he's been on vacation. Interesting but my sister has also been at Yellowstone this week, she apparently drove through on her way to and from Sturgis or that's how the story goes. It's probably some huge Apex get together that I don't know about, I'm sure that's where Bill, Tim, Michael, Andrew and Roger are all today too. Just for that Mary, Typhinee and I are all going to go with Toni on his honeymoon. Besides I need to make sure that Nikki allows Toni to wear his never nude shorts.

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08/10/2016

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08/10/2016

Tim accused me of making up gossip. I scolded him and sent him back to his office.

"Were talking gay stuff." Roger about himself and Toni

"I'm going to grow a ZZ Top beard." Roger

"Basically what we're saying is that women are pretty useless."  Roger to Toni  In Roger's defense he was talking about sports.

There's trouble in paradise already, Toni's trying to take his ring off. There must have been some hot guy around.

Toni wants Bill to fire him for being stupid. I would prefer just to make fun of him than fire him.

Tim wants to know what Superhero Kellen gets to be for his birthday tomorrow. I could tell Tim anything and he'll have to believe me since he's taking tomorrow and Friday off.

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