2/28/2013
Rick and Roger have apparently been
together because Rick seems to be sick too.
Marty told me he’s been waiting for me
his whole life, along with any other woman he sees.
I asked Bill who he seduced last night
with hot chocolate but he didn’t respond. Then Toni noticed that everything on
his desk had been pushed off so we know where Bill was with his woman friend.
Matt and Steve were teaching Roger new
words today. Dot better watch out!
Matt and Steve also revealed that they
slept together once and it wasn’t innocent because they were both naked.
Mary thinks 5 people can sleep on her
desk.
Tim called Roger one of the ladies this
morning.
Turns
out Bill sent Toni a picture of him doing it on his desk late last night.
Bill’s cleaner writes his name inside of
his clothes which I find creepy.
I found Bill some “apartment pants” that
have a built in keyboard.
Bill informed Mary that The Pony Keg is
more of a dive than The Spot so of course this intrigued Mary in her search to
find the worst bar dive ever.
Roger claims he forgets who’s mad at
him.
Poor Toni’s going to be heartbroken that
Christian Slate is now engaged.
Tim thought I should be mad at him.
Roger’s denying the “whole f*cking
thing” about the Amish porn conversation that apparently didn’t happen at
lunch.
Rick thinks he’s going to die,
convenient since I thought I was going to die yesterday. I think he’s trying to
one up me. I told him to hire Roger to make his tombstone because he just came
up with a great one for somebody else. Then he suggested Toni for making his
casket.
Bill and Roger were arguing over somebody’s large rack today at
lunch.
Apparently Tim thinks I’m emotionally unstable probably because
I forgot to take my Claritin today.
Roger wants me to try being nicer to Toni.
Roger accused Matt to his face of being high all of the time.
Mary likes hairy chests but just doesn’t want to see it coming
out a guy’s shirt.
Toni says he’s been itching. I hope Roger didn’t catch his crabs
today.
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