Friday, August 1, 2025

Archived 02-28-2013

 


 

2/28/2013

 

Rick and Roger have apparently been together because Rick seems to be sick too.

 

Marty told me he’s been waiting for me his whole life, along with any other woman he sees.

 

I asked Bill who he seduced last night with hot chocolate but he didn’t respond. Then Toni noticed that everything on his desk had been pushed off so we know where Bill was with his woman friend.

 

Matt and Steve were teaching Roger new words today. Dot better watch out!

 

Matt and Steve also revealed that they slept together once and it wasn’t innocent because they were both naked.

 

Mary thinks 5 people can sleep on her desk.

 

Tim called Roger one of the ladies this morning.

 

 Turns out Bill sent Toni a picture of him doing it on his desk late last night.

 

Bill’s cleaner writes his name inside of his clothes which I find creepy.

 

I found Bill some “apartment pants” that have a built in keyboard.

 

Bill informed Mary that The Pony Keg is more of a dive than The Spot so of course this intrigued Mary in her search to find the worst bar dive ever.

 

Roger claims he forgets who’s mad at him.

 

Poor Toni’s going to be heartbroken that Christian Slate is now engaged.

 

Tim thought I should be mad at him.

 

Roger’s denying the “whole f*cking thing” about the Amish porn conversation that apparently didn’t happen at lunch.

 

Rick thinks he’s going to die, convenient since I thought I was going to die yesterday. I think he’s trying to one up me. I told him to hire Roger to make his tombstone because he just came up with a great one for somebody else. Then he suggested Toni for making his casket.

 

Bill and Roger were arguing over somebody’s large rack today at lunch.

 

Apparently Tim thinks I’m emotionally unstable probably because I forgot to take my Claritin today.

 

Roger wants me to try being nicer to Toni.

 

Roger accused Matt to his face of being high all of the time.

 

Mary likes hairy chests but just doesn’t want to see it coming out a guy’s shirt.

 

Toni says he’s been itching. I hope Roger didn’t catch his crabs today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*not to be construed as Gossip

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